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Today’s headline news we enjoy with champagne.

Happy Hour, Headline News and Champagne

Welcome to Happy Hour and news. Today’s drink of choice: champagne. Why? Obviously, because we are celebrating. So, sit back with some sparkling as the bubbles tickle your nose, and let’s enjoy the news with a drink in hand.

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Alex Jones- It was Nice Knowing You

Alex Jones is running out of options. He’s been kicked off Facebook, YouTube, and today Twitter and Periscope, along with his Infowars. Next the hosting companies of his domains will be saying bye bye as well.

I’ve said it before and it’s worth mentioning again: he will lose his defamation lawsuit and be in bankruptcy soon enough.

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Melania Trump

The First Lady who at times seems to have multiple personalities as does President Trump, responded today to the op-ed piece in the New York Times- “To the writer of the op-ed — you are not protecting this country, you are sabotaging it with your cowardly actions.”

Note to Melania- please check your marriage certificate for confirmation on who is sabotaging our country with cowardly actions. Also, how did President Trump gain access to your cell phone?

I’m still wondering why she spent more than three months married to President Trump. My only guess is that the pre-nuptial agreement is clear on what her settlement is for each year they remain married, which is common for pre-nups.

No word yet on who wrote the anonymous piece, but we do have a lot people stepping forward to make sure to say it wasn’t them. I still have my money on Don McGahn.

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President Trump Campaign Rally

Like a drug, the President needs a break from the happenings over the last few days, so he will get his high with a campaign rally tonight in Billings, Montana. Let me look into my crystal ball and summarize tonight’s rally:

  • The media is the enemy of the people
  • Fake news media
  • Witch hunt
  • Lock her up

Did I miss anything? Oh yeah. Investigate Hillary and her private emails.

Take a wild guess when is the next time I will pop open the good stuff?

Alexander Hernandez, Esq.
Twitter @mcatty_alex

 

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