It’s Beer O’Clock News Time

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The only thing better than a Heineken, is a bucket of Heinekens.

It’s Beer O’Clock News Time

Welcome to another Happy Hour News segment where it is five o’clock somewhere. News with a drink in hand since that is the only way we will survive this administration.

After wine the last couple of nights, I’m going to my favorite: Heineken.

Let’s get to it.

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President Trump is Crazy

Crazy like a fox or agent provocateur? Well, skip the fox part. The only fox in President Trump is Fox News. What did President Trump do now?

Apparently, it’s all Google’s fault. Yes, you read that correctly. President Trump tweeted, of course, that Google is “rigged” against him. You believe this guy? It’s okay, you can start your drink now.

“Google search results for “Trump News” shows only the viewing/reporting of Fake News Media. In other words, they have it RIGGED, for me & others, so that almost all stories & news is BAD. Fake CNN is prominent. Republican/Conservative & Fair Media is shut out. Illegal? 96% of….

….results on “Trump News” are from National Left-Wing Media, very dangerous. Google & others are suppressing voices of Conservatives and hiding information and news that is good. They are controlling what we can & cannot see. This is a very serious situation-will be addressed!”

Maybe the President can Google or search YouTube on keyword searches, SEO’s, and algorithms and understand why CNN will pop up more than my postings. SMH…

For some fun, Google “idiot” under images. Try explaining that to the President.

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Google Replies to President Trump

Google replied: Mr. President- you are an idiot. Sorry, that was me talking. Google really said in a statement:

“Search is not used to set a political agenda and we don’t bias our results toward any political ideology. Every year, we issue hundreds of improvements to our algorithms to ensure they surface high-quality content in response to users’ queries. We continually work to improve Google Search and we never rank search results to manipulate political sentiment.”

President Trump Game plan- get the attention away from John McCain and back on me. Sad…

Kick your feet up and relax with that drink. You deserve it.

See you tomorrow morning with coffee and the news.

Alexander Hernandez, Esq.
Twitter @mcatty_alex

 

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