Roger Stone Gets a Legal Proctology Exam

Roger Stone Gets a Legal Proctology Exam

In an interview with CNN’s Chris Cuomo, Michael Caputo had once compared his speaking with Mueller’s prosecutors as visiting a proctologist with large hands, unlike the President that has tiny hands. Now Roger Stone said being investigated by the FBI and Special Counsel Robert Mueller was like undergoing a “legal proctological examination.”

At the American Priority Conference that was held in Washington this past week which seems more like a convention of a who’s who on having colluded with Russia since George Papadopoulos just got out of prison and also spoke, Stone said:

“Few Americans, I think, could withstand the kind of legal proctological examination that I have been under for the last two and a half years.”

I would agree with that statement since I have no idea what it is like to destroy our democracy and elections with the help of a foreign enemy government.

“No, this has been two and a half years of hell. Not only was I under surveillance in 2016, but I also know that Mr. Mueller and his strike force have examined every aspect of my life. My personal life. My family life. My social life. My business life. My political life. My sex life. FBI agents have been seen rummaging through my garbage. My cleaning lady was interviewed by the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Yet I ask this question: What does any of that have to do with Russian collusion?”

Stone who seems offended by the thought of the Mueller investigation has already stated he will plead the Fifth Amendment if asked to testify before the Senate Intelligence and Judiciary committees, which leads one to the logical conclusion that then Mueller does have a reason to investigate Stone.

Stone, whose statement that he will not flip on Trump even got a tweet out of the President, continues to back up that claim.

“No matter what happens, I will not bear false witness against this president. I will not makeup stories and lies in the effort to remove him.”

Of course, no one is asking Stone to lie. Besides, we all know when the Mueller hammer comes down, Stone will be the first one talking.

Spreading the news liberally.

Alexander Hernandez, Esq.
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